Welcome...
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The most anticipated event by cats and humans alike... |
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After assessing the finest cats... |
Introducing the contestants... |
Fred |
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Fred at Home
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Hear what his owner has to say about him!
Our Fred is the most adorable cat. It's mildly concerning that we are bankrupt from buying his snacks and tuna, but we love him! It's fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. |
Fred Wreaking Havoc Upon His Owner's Carpet
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Fred Relaxing
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Here's what Fred has to say:
Hello I was promised 100 cans of tuna if I win this thingie. Vote for me
or you will find me in your pantry at 3 a.m. and I will ravage it.
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Prince Hairy |
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His Royal Meowjesty Prince Hairy
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The Meowjesty Posing
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Hear what his butler has to say about him!
The Royal Meowjesty loves photoshoots...
And can be quite a lot sometimes...
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Here is a statement from Prince Hairy:
Good day, my fellow citizens. That includes you, human reading this.
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Obviously the Meowjesty and Not His Older Brother Who is the Heir to the Throne
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Draco |
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Aww Look He's Sleeping
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An antisocial cutie! See him interact with other cats.
Ok maybe that's not so good. |
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He verbally and physically abuses me.
The Pageant isn't very sure about that but we are not here to judge. |
Draco Plotting Against His Enemies
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If I do not win even this meager and meaningless competition created by mere muggles,
that just proves how truly inferior muggles are.
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Gary |
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Unfortunately, the Pageant was unable to get into contact with neither Gary nor Gary's owner,
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Update: the Pageant has been notified that Gary and Gary's owner have been arrested for possession of copious amounts of catnip.
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Honorary Mention: |
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Cat Leaping for Fish |
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Cat Leaping for Fish did not make the final cut, but feel free to vote for them!
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