Kenneth Wong

Kenneth Wong is a simple man. He has roughly three brain cells.

Typical activites include:
  1. Eating food
  2. Drinking water
  3. Sleeping
  4. Breathing
  5. Having the occasional existential crisis
Here is a compilation of the wisdom of I have gathered over the years. A rough sketch of my appearance:
  • Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
  • There are more planes in the sea, than submarines in the sky
  • Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrongly enough
  • Everything is edible at least once
  • When you are weak, you are not strong
  • You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
  • The shovel was a truly groundbreaking invention

Here is my proposal. Roughly 100% of people who drink water will die. Therefore, I believe we should ban water from the general public.

Here is an image with me in it:


Side effects may inclue: Constipation, Skin rash or dermatitis, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Drowsiness, Dry mouth, Headache, Insomnia, Nausea