Kenneth Wong
Kenneth Wong is a simple man. He has roughly three brain cells.
Typical activites include:
Eating food
Drinking water
Sleeping
Breathing
Having the
occasional existential crisis
Here is a compilation of the wisdom of I have gathered over the years.
A rough sketch of my appearance:
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
There are more planes in the sea, than submarines in the sky
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrongly enough
Everything is edible at least once
When you are weak, you are not strong
You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
The shovel was a truly groundbreaking invention
Here is my proposal. Roughly 100% of people who drink water will die. Therefore, I believe we should ban water from the general public.
Here is an image with me in it:
Side effects may inclue: Constipation, Skin rash or dermatitis, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Drowsiness, Dry mouth, Headache, Insomnia, Nausea