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Rank | POKeMON | Why |
1 | Ditto | Ditto looks smart. Ditto can also become pretty much anyone it wants. Ditto has highly likely became a billionare's clone sometime in it's life |
2 | Mew | I mean, Mew just looks majestic. Also, it's stats are all perfectly balanced at 100. You know what else is probably balanced? Mew's bank account. |
3 | Ninetales | Not only does Ninetales have a golden color, but Ninetales also looks like it makes people pay it taxes. |
4 | Persian | Persian's description says Persian walks like a proud queen. It seems as if Persian is some type of Pharoah, thus making Persian quite rich. |
5 | Alakazam | Alakazam can use magic tricks to make itself money. I think the WHY is pretty obvious now... |
6 | Magneton | Will just use it's powers to attract all valuables to itself. Will become rich as a result. |
7 | Porygon | Looks very, VERY futuristic. Would probably be the CEO of a tech startup. |
8 | Moltres | Looks way too powerful for it's own good. Can abuse that power into becoming rich. Unethical? Probably. Would I do it? Yeah. |
9 | Kabutops | This guy was rare in Pokemon Go, and I had to hack to get him. Personal bias gets him on this list. |
10 | Starmie | Lastly, Starmie. Starmie looks like a villain in a fiction movie who's watching from a starship. These villains tend to be evil, and rich. |