1

Bellsprout

This is my favorite Pokemon because it is number 69.

2

Weepinbell

This is my second favorite Pokemon because it is 69+1.
Also, those fat lips remind me of Steve Harvey.

3

Pikachu

Pikachu is awesome. He's the first Pokemon I knew and
is the main character of all the TV shows.

4

Dugtrio

So I heard some guy call this Pokemon three small turds. I liked that.

5

Diglett

I like him about 1/3 as much as I liked his evolved version.

6

Arcanine

I used to really want a dog growing up, so
naturally I thought this Pokemon was awesome.

7

Mewtwo

If you didn't think this guy was cool growing up, then
you were weird. Everyone likes Mewtwo.

8

Charizard

I should touch some grass. I used to bully my friends with this Pokemon.
I would do it again.

9

Squirtle

He's just one of those Pokemon you like.
I've also eaten turtle before.

10

Santa

So I didn't know what else to put.

My Top 10 Favorite Pokemon

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